The 10 Most Funniest Claims In History


phpoaxDwLReal amusing motor insurance claims forms gaffes have been making us laugh for decades. Here are the best funny insurance claims all in one list.

1. “I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof.” (from an Australian claim form - ack N Shepherd)

2. “The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.” (Thanks Sharon Burrows)

3. “I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.”

4. “I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.”

5. “Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.”

6. “The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again”

7. “A pedestrian hit me and went under my car”

8. “In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.”

9. “An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.”

10. “The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.”

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